2023 Predictions
A FOOL in New Hampshire this week offers his predictions for what he thinks is coming in 2023 from a new form of currency to Tom Brady's next gig. Always fun!
Category: A F.O.O.L. In New Hampshire
A Fair Question
It happens every October, the inevitable question. “Are you going to the Sandwich Fair?” I was first asked the question in October of 1985. I had only moved here from New York the month before.…
A Few Things
It’s not always easy to come up with ideas for this column every week... This is an in-between week.. So, now that my deadline is here, I have no choice but to share these random…
Bad Poetry
I Turned On The News To See What Was What I Heard People Telling Me Who Was Good And Who’s Not There Were Less Drug Commercials Which At First Made Me Pleased But Now Too…
Serious Business
I have decided that it would be a good idea to try and find out how our system of government works here in New Hampshire since I have never really understood it. It would be…
My 2022 Platform
As the only candidate running under The Flatlander Party, Brendan been using this precious time to not only watch cat videos on social media, but also to come up with some issues and solutions to…
Taking The Pledge?
Brendan, #flatlanderforGovernor, is annoyed by what he calls an old, useless, political game. It seems that one of his political opponents is insisting that every other candidate sign some sort of silly pledge about something…
Asking For Help
Brendan is once again running for Governor of NH representing the Flatlander Party .. but he can only get elected if people write his name on the designated “write in” line. It will take a…
Helpful Writing Tips
A friend of mine recently commended me for being able to come up with a new column every week. He claimed that he would never be able to do it.I disagree.You see, writing a weekly…
Pandemic Tax Tips
Every once in a while, I like to use my column space to benefit the public good. To back away from some of the satire and to bring forth real information to help readers like…
Checking Out The Models
When I was a young boy I enjoyed looking at models. Often they were on the pages of magazines I wasn’t supposed to be looking at in the first place. It didn’t matter if the…
Go Team!
There has been a lot of attention over the past few years about the names of certain sports teams on both a local and national level.These team names are considered by some to be derogatory…
F.A.T.S.O. Diversity?
As if this year hasn’t been tough enough on F.A.T.S.O. to already; now we have to deal with this.F.A.T.S.O. of course, stands for Flatlanders Adjusting To Solitary Oblivion, a support group to help new transplants…
Reason To Believe
I still believe in Santa Claus.At the same time, I’m not entirely sure that he really exists.Still, I am of the mind that I shouldn’t dismiss anything as false unless it is absolutely proven to…
Games For Christmas
The world has changed a lot over the past decade or so, making it even harder to find the right Christmas gift for certain people.The hardest people to buy for over the years has certainly…