My 2022 Platform
As the only candidate running under The Flatlander Party, Brendan been using this precious time to not only watch cat videos on social media, but also to come up with some issues and solutions to…
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Taking The Pledge?
Brendan, #flatlanderforGovernor, is annoyed by what he calls an old, useless, political game. It seems that one of his political opponents is insisting that every other candidate sign some sort of silly pledge about something…
Asking For Help
Brendan is once again running for Governor of NH representing the Flatlander Party .. but he can only get elected if people write his name on the designated “write in” line. It will take a…
F.A.T.S.O. Diversity?
As if this year hasn’t been tough enough on F.A.T.S.O. to already; now we have to deal with this.F.A.T.S.O. of course, stands for Flatlanders Adjusting To Solitary Oblivion, a support group to help new transplants…
An Even Dozen
Now that the race for governor of New Hampshire is finally kicking into full gear, I’m feeling pretty confident about my chances this year.This year marks a very special and emotional campaign for me. This…
Unbelievable
It’s Unbelievable.I mean, I wasn’t even here, I had taken a week off and in order to fulfill my requirements for a weekly column, I reached into my bin and dusted off an old one.I…
More Summer Birds
It is now officially the summer season, and with that arrives the summer birds once again.I have written before about such birds as the Gawking Slowpoke, The Big Bellied Loudmouth, The Thin-Legged Longwalker, The Jewel…
No Mention Of You-Know-What
After three months of writing about it, I promise you that this week I won’t even mention the you-know-what virus in this column.This week the subject will be all about me.As you may or may…
Trying To Help
PHOTO: Looks like tourists from flatlander states might not be welcomed with open arms by the local villagers this year! Sssshh!!Don’t tell anyone.If the word gets out, I could get arrested.But I really don’t have…
New Hiking Options
Back in December I reviewed some of my favorite books that would make great Christmas gifts.One of those books has recently taken off on the bestseller lists here in New Hampshire due to the Coronavirus,…
Campaign Distancing
Being in lockdown mode has sure put a crimp in the style of those us running for election in November.Against my better judgement, I have once again decided to run for governor of New Hampshire…
Escaped From New York
We were doing our duty, staying at home, only going out for essential items and keeping informed by scaring ourselves silly watching the cable news 24/7 to keep abreast of what was going on around…
For The Good Of The Party
It’s beginning to look more and more like I will have to run for the Flatlander Party nomination for governor of New Hampshire again. It was just a couple of weeks ago I explained how…
Never Too Late To Learn
I realize our cover story this week claims winter is half over, but don’t let that lull you into a false sense of security. Of course, we here at F.A.T.S.O. never let our guard down…
Thinking It Over
Now that the First in the Nation Primary is over, it’s time for me to start thinking seriously about my own political future. 2020 will mark twenty-two years since my first run for Governor of…