At first I thought running a self-financed campaign (one hundred and eight dollars so far) for governor under the Flatlander ticket would be easy. No special interests to pander to and no wasted time talking…
You would think with an Irish name like Brendan I’d be pretty excited about St. Patrick’s Day. At the risk of losing a few of my friends who are fanatical about such things, I am…
It’s been awhile since I came up with some new ideas for lottery scratch tickets here in New Hampshire. It’s not that I need to come up with ideas; no one is asking me to,…
I know you have barely, if at all, gotten over the New Hampshire Primary season, but here I am making my pitch to you for my run this year to be Governor of New Hampshire…
This is a tricky time to be alive. It seems that most things you might say will offend someone in some way even when you believe what you are saying is not offensive. But the…
A friend of mine recently commended me on being able to come up with a new column every week. She claimed she could never do it herself; I would have to disagree. You see, writing…
As I’m sure that you can surmise by the warm and snow deprived winter we have had so far, this has not been a very good year for FATSO. For those of you unfamiliar, FATSO…
Do you hear what I hear? It’s the most wonderful time of the year. For a little while anyway. Now that the primary in New Hampshire is almost here, it will be time to get…
I arrived home from work the other day and noticed that something just didn’t seem right. My mailbox, an old rectangular metal box with a hinged top lid, seemed in distress. Designed originally to handle…
I have a really great idea for a very funny column about the upcoming presidential primary, but as I sit down to write it’ll know I am totally at the mercy of my laptop. Will…
Like many of you, I have my dreams; visions of a different life that can only be fulfilled by winning over half a billion dollars. No, ten million, twenty million…even a hundred million dollars couldn’t…
This week I’d like to put the humor aside. I am on a mission and I need your help. In past columns I have written about an expression which has been overused in our society.…
As we get ready to start a new year, I would like to offer some predictions for what will happen in 2016. I made a lot of predictions for 2015 which came true, but I…
If you are like the millions of others who waited in long lines, many of you dressed in weird costumes, to see the newest Star Wars movie last weekend, then you missed the opportunity to…
Deciding on the big Christmas present my wife and I would buy for ourselves this year was a tough decision. After a year of hard work on both of our parts, we like to reward…